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I got my meatcase, where you want me to set up fer some bacon makin’?

Every Iron Chef secret ingredient. And GO!

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Finally I got some use out of my cucumber molds!

It might seem bad-ass, but do you really want to risk getting pulled over by the cops while slicing your pizza?

Good news, no more getting juice all over your face.
Bad news, my fingers are stickier than ever!

Guess the whole thing is a wash.  Might as well eat more.

It’s still nicer than the liquor store that offered $1.29 for “one night accommodations” next to a stack of boxes.

Those giant owl eyes seems to be screaming, “Give a hoot!  Don’t eat me!”

Today, we are starting a new feature on My Food Looks Funny called “You Caption This Because I Have No Idea What It Is, But Apparently It’s Popular Because It Got a Lot of Thumbs Up!”

I can already tell this is going to be our most popular feature ever!

Apparently, the problem is that I am a Wii guy, not a PlayStation guy; that I am a sports game fan, not a puzzle game fan; and that I am extremely cool like Fonzie, not geeky like Urkel!

Chef:

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The doctor said we could try to separate them but then all the sweet juicy goodness would come pouring out!