My Food Looks Funny :-)

Who do I have to run’n'tell to to get a bite of this cookie cake?!?

I don’t know why.

Yes, there’s cyanide in the seeds, but you should be far more concerned about the tetanus in those staples!

Gross! Who wants to eat all that rice? Too many carbs!!!

I’m glad someone found a use for the mutant carrot that no one wants to eat!

It’s still nicer than the liquor store that offered $1.29 for “one night accommodations” next to a stack of boxes.

Those giant owl eyes seems to be screaming, “Give a hoot! Don’t eat me!”

Cookie, I hate to break it to you, but your injuries are going to be a lot worse when you hit my mouth!

Personally, I say screw steps 1 & 2 and just put step 3 directly into my mouth!

Well, we’re done with him… Might as well eat him!
Come on! There’s no way he was going to last another four years!