Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife…
August 24, 2010

Who do I have to run’n'tell to to get a bite of this cookie cake?!?
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Happy Friday the 13th!
August 13, 2010

I don’t know why.
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He Only Wants to Love You
August 11, 2010

Yes, there’s cyanide in the seeds, but you should be far more concerned about the tetanus in those staples!
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I Dare Ya
August 11, 2010

Gross! Who wants to eat all that rice? Too many carbs!!!
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We Certainly Can, Can-Can
August 8, 2010

I’m glad someone found a use for the mutant carrot that no one wants to eat!
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Given the Price of Tanqueray, That Is a Cheap Dinner
July 28, 2010

It’s still nicer than the liquor store that offered $1.29 for “one night accommodations” next to a stack of boxes.
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Who? Who? Who Wants a Slice?
July 27, 2010

Those giant owl eyes seems to be screaming, “Give a hoot! Don’t eat me!”
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It Will Be Okay
July 21, 2010

Cookie, I hate to break it to you, but your injuries are going to be a lot worse when you hit my mouth!
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How To Make a Proper BLT
July 19, 2010

Personally, I say screw steps 1 & 2 and just put step 3 directly into my mouth!
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Delicious Delicious Oracle
July 15, 2010

Well, we’re done with him… Might as well eat him!
Come on! There’s no way he was going to last another four years!