For the 12 Year Old Girl in All of Us

This thing is awesome! You get one heart-shaped mini-sandwich for yourself , two dolphin-shaped mini-sandwiches for your friends, and a bunch of left over sandwich crust, lettuce ends and meat bits to ship off to poor kids in China.
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I have this! I also have the one that does two hearts. Ostensibly for my daughter, aged 5. The only problem is that standard bread is a little too small for it and you lose a lot of fins with the crust. So, I make my own bread. To make my sandwiches into dolphins. It might be said that I need a life outside being a stay-at-home mom.
CARE won’t really take that kind of “care package.” I used to think that, when I was a kid. I seriously did not understand why I couldn’t ship my liver and onions (yuck!) to the starving kids in [name a country] who would surely appreciate them (as, arguably, according to the adults, they were “food” and thus “edible”).
Would using this on a tuna fish sandwich be inappropriate or highly inappropriate?
It would be hilariously inappropriate.
I make my tuna salad only with ‘highly inappropriate’ salsa. Use garlic powder to soak up excess ‘wet’ from too much salsa, or to taste.
Also, for halloween, make guacamole from avocados and red salsa from a jar. Looks HORRIBLE, tastes great.
Looks infinitely less horrible with ‘fresh’ salsa, or salsa verde (da green stuff).
Hey, I have the one that does two dinosaurs. RAWR!
i do too it’s awesome! (: RAAAWWWWRRR!
Me, too! And i have a dino sammich holder.
but it only works well on toasty bread…
WHERE DO I GET THIS!!!!
I have one just like this but green and it makes DINOSAURS! Its from Walmart ad was like $2
Google: Sandwich cutter
Then shop ’till you drop.
Amazon has a ‘three pack’. Made by Evriholder
The sandwhich cutter is very cute but the comment about children in China was uncalled for. How can you tease about something like that?
It’s called humor! That was my favorite part, because there are no poor kids in China now-Barack gave them all our money!
I find this racist to 12 year olds.
I babysit this one little girl, and if i EVER made her sandwich like that, she would cut there heads off and rip the heart to peices.
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I have this! I also have one that does two dinosaurs – apatosaurs, to be exact.
And i thought id be the first one to say tuna on wholewheat please
I want that! Anyone know where they sell anything like it? oh yeah… its called cookie cutters.
12 years olds? Are you crazy? More like 5 year olds! It is cute though.
I love your blog but this post made me not love it as much.
The comment about starving kids in (whichever country) is so 80s in a tacky, bigoted way. Please remove that part and don’t do it again.
How about shipping it to your local food bank instead. We should be teaching our kids that
Peace.
OMG D:…….I WANT THIS!!!! please someone says me where i can find this
im from Quebec
i have this except it makes dinosaurs instead of dolphins. mine wins